this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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