Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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