You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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