whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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