Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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