some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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