sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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