just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I yelled at your uterus for you.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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