Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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