Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
