she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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