Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Green mimosas i think yes
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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