I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
