Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
