I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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