Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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