school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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