I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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