he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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