We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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