Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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