He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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