idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
