What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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