I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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