Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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