Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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