Me too!
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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