defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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