that's an acceptable place to lick
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I just gift wrapped bread.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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