I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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