I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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