my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
