I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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