Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
