so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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