Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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