No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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