Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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