All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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