she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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