the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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