In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Randomize
