Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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