my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Two words: blizzard sex
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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