I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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