she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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