Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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