i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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