Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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