just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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