i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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