im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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