Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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